ttmsg to Operator

Sung to the tune of "Operator" by Jim Croce
Lyrics by Bob Kanefsky

Operator,
Oh, would you help me send this mail?
See, that zero on his mail box is its protection.
Holed up in 105
With my best friend S.Strive
And they even REF SYSed on my objection.

Isn't that the way the system works?
But let's forget all that
And change the protection if you can find it
So I can mail just to tell 'em I'm fine
And to show
I've overcome a blow that would have hurt you all;
I only wish my words could just convince myself
That it just wasn't real.
But it sure wasn't virtual.

Operator,
Let's forget about this mail.
See, I don't want to send to someone I can't TALK to.
You're so good to listen.
You've really helped my will to stiffen.
And you can keep the jfn.