Visicalc

Mail-from: : SU-NET host SU-LOTS-A rcvd at 3-Jan-83 0246-PST
Date: : 3 Jan 1983 0246-PST
From: : K.Kanef at SU-LOTS-A (Bob Kanefsky)
Subject: : Visicalc
To: : Songs at SU-LOTS-A
Parody-of: : Physical (Olivia Newton John)
                               Visicalc
                    Parody written by Bob Kanefsky
                   Idea suggested by Judy Anderson

Been working out the figures day and night,
Making good column'ation.
I gotta add them up just right --
And know what they mean.

I pencil in the fields I \guess/ you want,
Adding and subtracting duly,
Movin' my eraser up and down and
Horizontally.

    Let's get Visicalc,
    Visicalc.
    I wanna get Visicalc.
    Lemme get your budget done,
    Your budget done.
    Lemme get your budget done,

    Let's get Visicalc,
    Visicalc.
    I wanna get Visicalc.
    Let's get into Visicalc.
    Lemme get your budget done,
    Your budget done.
    Lemme get your budget done,

I been patient, I been good.
Tryin' to make a hand-drawn table.
My interest in your figures wanes --
You know what I mean.

I'm sure you'll understand my point of view;
We know each other fiscally:
You gotta know you're gettin' up
My semi-annual fee.

    Let's get Visicalc,
    Visicalc.
    I wanna get Visicalc.
    Let's get into Visicalc.
    Lemme get your budget done,
    Your budget done.
    Lemme get your budget done,

    Let's get Visicalc,
    Visicalc.
    I wanna get Visicalc.
    Let's get into Visicalc.
    Lemme get your budget done,
    Your budget done.
    Lemme get your budget done,

    Let's get annual,
    Annual.
    I wanna get annual.
    Let's get into annual.
    Lemme get your budget done,
    Your budget done.
    Lemme get your budget done,

    Lemme get your budget done,
    Lemme get your budget done,