[Untitled]

Sung to the tune of "On the Street Where You Live" from
"My Fair Lady". Lyrics by Steven Shafer.

	I have often crossed the campus to LOTS
	Even Friday nights although it rots
	Why then am I
	Now about to cry
	Because LOTS has gone down again


	Are there tty's free at Terman now
	Or would CERAS be better, somehow
	Does the paper pour
	From L-P-T once more
	Or is the printer not printing again


	Oh, the towering ceiling
	At CERAS/LOTS, where the TA's are out
	The over powering feeling
	I haven't a clue, what my assignment's about


	Users stop and stare, they don't bother me
	For there's no where else but LOTS, that I would rather be
	It's so nice to say
	LOTS is here to stay
	Even though it's gone down once again


	...well, it's close anyway. Good luck with the contest

				steven shafer (r.refas)