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Mail-From: K.KANEF created at 22-Mar-82 02:52:54
Date: 22 Mar 1982 0252-PST
From: K.Kanef at SU-LOTS (Bob Kanefsky)
Subject: Turing Test #2 (Mola)
To: Songs at SU-LOTS
Parody-of: Lola (the Kinks)

I met her playing chess at the AI lab,
Where the corn chips taste like they're circuits dipped in Mazola.
And foo bar bazola.
She sent me some MAIL, and she asked me to TALK.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown ink she typed "Mola".
Ey-el-ey-en-ola.  AI Motorola.

Well, I'm not the world's most intelligent guy,
But she beat me at chess without seeming to try.
Oh, my Mola.  AI Motorola.
Well, I'm not dumb, but I just don't know
Why she typed so fast and she thought so slow.
Oh, my Mola.  AI Motorola.  AI Motorola.

Well, we ate corn chips and talked 'til eight,
Locked in electric tete-a-tete.
She talked of love, and wrote some poetry,
And said "Dear boy, won't you come visit me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
But when I read all her poems, I completely fell for my Mola,
AI Motorola.  AI Motorola.
Mola!  AI Motorola.  AI Motorola.

I walked to her room.
I opened the door.
I fell to the floor.
I climbed up the ramp.
And I blinked at her and she at me.

And that's the way that I want it to stay,
And I always want it to be that way for my Mola.
AI Motorola.
Real will be fake, and fake will be real;
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up field, except for Mola.
AI Motorola.

Well, I left home just a week before,
And I never ever wrote a program before.
But Mola winked and took me by surprise
And said "Dear boy, you should see your eyes!"
Well I'm not far down the hacker's road
But I'm stuck in that mode, and I'm proud of my code.
And so is Mola.
AI Motorola.  AI Motorola.
Mola! AI Motorola.  AI Motorola.
Mola! AI Motorola.  AI Motorola.
Mola! AI Motorola.  AI Motorola.
. . .