This Haz Ain't Your Haz

This Haz Ain't Your Haz

lyrics by Ernest Adams
sung to the tune of "This Land is Your Land" by Woody Guthrie

This Haz ain't your Haz
This Haz is my Haz
From the Klingon warfleet
To the Ad-ven-ture maze
From the caves of wumpus
To the halls of BASIC
This Haz was re-served just for me.

As I was walking
Through the CERAS lobby
I saw about me
The hackers happy
I d'cided then I'd
Take 106 too
And I'd learn to program just like you.

This Haz ain't your Haz
This Haz is my Haz
From the Emacs buffers
To the Debug rat race
And now I'm queasy
Pascal ain't easy
And in another hour this program's due.