The twelfth day of Christmas

Sung to the tune of  "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Lyrics by Bob Kanefsky

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
	Twelve PUSHJs stacking
	Eleven strings unpacking
	Ten hackers hacking
	Nine crunchers crunching
	Eight users using
	Seven cretins losing
	Six queues a-growing
	F i v e   a s c i z   s t r i n g s
	Four subroutines
	Three long sends
	Two heavy sighs
	And a terminal made by HP