Take me over to CERAS

Sung to the tune of "Take me out to the ballpark"
Lyrics by Paul Hahn (P.Phigment at SU-LOTS, summer 1982)

Take me over to CERAS!
Put me into the queue!
Log me in at a TTY:
I'll hack till the CRT fries out my eye-
(-balls so)
Take me over to CERAS,
Take me over to LOTS!
If you don't, I'll get out my modem and
Just dial in!

With the customary apologies.  It probably could be better; you're
welcome to play with it if you think it needs it.