Silent Night

Date: : 4 Dec 1981 0419-PST
From: : Lynn Gold
Motto: : Do it with external functions!
Subject: : Silent Night
                       Silent Night

sung to the tune of "Silent Night" by Franz Mohr

		Silent Night! Boring Night!
		LOTS has crashed, all is blight
		Run yon CHECKD, wizard and wheel
		Holy twenty never shall keel
		Boot in heavenly peace
		Boot in heavenly peace

		Silent Night! Boring Night!
		Wizards shake, hackers fight
		As they wait in queue for a day
		All their homeworks were due yesterday
		Still, the system is down!
		Still, the system is down!

		Silent Night! Boring Night!
		Oh my God, I see light
		Radiant beams from one hacker's face
		LESS is up, so let's leave this place
		There, the load's below one!
		There, the load's below one!