Rudolph, the EMACS Hacker

                      Rudolph, the EMACS Hacker
           (to the tune "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer")

       Rudolph, the EMACS hacker
       Had a piece of TECO code
       And if you ever ran it
       You would lighten up your load

       All of the other hackers
       Used to call his programs names
       They never let poor Rudolph
       Play any computer games

       When one hacker lost his fork,
       He was heard to say:
       "Rudolph, with your CUSPy hack,
       Can you get my edit back?"

       Then all the other hackers
       Loaded up his library;
       Rudolph, the EMACS hacker -
       You'll go down in hackery!

			--Lynn Gold
			  The First, Last, One and Only (I think)