My Roommate Lives Over...

Title:	My Roommate Lives Over...
Lyrics by Karl B. Young
Sung to the tune of 'My Cup Runneth Over'


I live in a double like others I've known.
Yet I have no trouble in being alone.
I don't have companions like others have got--
My roommate lives over at LOTS.

I see him at CERAS and sometimes at meals.
My friends think it's great but don't know how it feels
To see his desk empty and mouldy in spots--
My roommate lives over at LOTS.

(Musical interlude)

I wouldn't complain but, as you have all heard,
No one comes to visit the friend of a nerd.
So please don't forget me, and leave to rot--
My roommate lives over at LOTS