J. Random User

By b.berlin and d.dchen (no, we don't have real names).

To be sung to 'Eleanor Rigby', by the Beatles.

j. random user.
Running a program that tells him 'retry with more core'--
EDIT some more.

j. random user.
Munging his files, the user beguiles JQ.
What's he to do.

All the lonely hackers.  Why do they all recurse?
(Sing the song 'Eleanor.rigby' here)
All the lonely lackers.  Why don't we skip this verse?

l. random luser.
Making a .EXE file out of .P A S
Ain't it a mess.

c. random cruncher.
Writing an eighty page program called PROG1.FOR
Ain't it a sore.

All the lonely hackers.  Why do they all log in?
All the lonely lackers.  Where do they all belong?