J.Q. Johnson

J.Q. Johnson

lyrics by Ernest Adams
sung to the tune of "Mrs. Robinson" by Paul Simon

And here's to you, J.Q. Johnson
JSYS loves you more than you will know
Oh-oh-oh.
God bless you please, J.Q. Johnson
CERAS has a Haz for those who hack
Ack-ack-ack.
Ack-ack-ack.

We'd like to have a bit to access other users' files.
We'd like to know where the on-line info is.
Look around you, all you see are dumb monitor hacks.
Stroll around the EXEC until you find a bug

Chorus:

Put sources in a directory where no one ever goes.
Keep them on the scratch disk with the games.
Why the secret about your first two given names?
Most of all you've got to hide them from the wheels

Chorus:

Sitting at a terminal on a Sunday afternoon
Listening to the hardware freaks debate
Drop the JOBDIR table or keep the spy programs
Every way you look at this you lose.

Where have you gone, Ralphie Gorin?
The mem'ry turns its busted core to you
Oo-oo-oo.
What's that you say, J.Q. Johnson?
Rumblin' Ralph has left and gone away?
Hey-hey-hey.
Hey-hey-hey.


This one still wants help in spots...