I Sit Waiting For Response

To be sung to the tune "If I Only Had A Brain" from The Wizard of Oz.

	I waste hours, sometimes da-ays,
	Sitting; staring at my Ha-az,
		As I wonder what it wants.
	And my hair, I am tearing,
	For I find it very wearing,
		To be waiting for response.

	The consultants merely gri-in,
	And just say that I won't wi-in,
		(I asked for help, not taunts!)
	From  to [...Execution]
	The earth spins a revolution.
		As I'm waiting for response.

	Oh I,
	Can tell you why,
	This twenty is so slow.
	But so what! For you see here - cowering low.
	Two hundred students,
	they ALL will know!

	I once thought (when I was bolder),
	I'd get graphs with colored folder,
		Reports in several fonts.
	When it takes a week to spo-ol,
	I then ask you, "Who's the fo-ol
		Who is waiting for response?"