I Don't Know LOTS

	I Really Don't Know LOTS

	lyrics by Karl B. Young
	sung to the tune of "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell
	
Rows and rows of empty screens,
And not a user to be seen.
My program works, my code is clean
I've looked at LOTS that way.
But now its all a different song.
My input's right; my output's wrong.
I had a file, but now it's gone--
Deleted right away.

I've looked at LOTS from both sides now,
Logged in and out,
And still somehow,
It's LOTS Adventure I recall.
I really don't know LOTS at all.

Hazeltines were everywhere,
Consultants answered with a flair.
The printer worked without repair.
I've looked at LOTS that way.
But now the queue is acting strange--
It used to work, somehow it changed.
My time is gone, the load has gained
And killed my job away.

I've looked at LOTS from both sides now,
From up and down
And still somehow,
It's LOTS Adventure I recall.
I really don't know LOTS at all.