I Don't Know How To Login
Date: : 17 Feb 1981 2036-PST
From: : K.Kanef at LOTS (Bob Kanefsky)
Subject: : I Don't Know How To Login
Parody-of: : I Don't Know How To Love Him (from JESUS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR)
I don't know how to login.
I don't know this new system.
It's been changed. It's really changed.
In these past few days, with this new release,
It seems like something else.
I can't debug my program.
I don't see why it loses.
It's some code. It's just some code.
And I've written so much code before,
In many languages. It's just some more!
Should I write it down?
Should I print it out?
Should I blow it off
And just throw it out?
And all these error messages!
What's it all about?
Yet, if my code compiled,
I'd be lost, I'd be frightened.
It wouldn't run. It's far from done.
I'd use DEBUG
And hack away
And always want to know
When can I go?
Why's LOTS so slow?
Why's LOTS so slow?