Hazeltine

                                   Hazeltine

                      [to "Clementine" by Stephen Foster]


	    On a term'nal
	    On a twenty
	    I sit, waiting for a line
	    And my tty (not too pretty)
	    Is a crufty Hazeltine

	    Oh, my crufty
	    Oh, my crufty
	    Oh, my crufty Hazeltine
	    You have lost my job forever
	    You're pathetic, Hazeltine

	    Hacking MIDAS
            (Don't deny this!)
	    When the load hits forty-nine
	    Nothing happens for an hour
	    On my crufty Hazeltine

	    Oh, my crufty
	    Oh, my crufty
	    Oh, my crufty Hazeltine
	    You do not help my endeavor
	    You're a sad sight, Hazeltine

	    To get help
	    When hacking EMACS
	    Type control-shift-underline
	    But you must go control-shift-O
	    If you're on a Hazeltine 

	    Oh, my crufty
	    Oh, my crufty
	    Oh, my crufty Hazeltine
	    You were never very clever
	    You're outdated, Hazeltine


					(c) 1981 by Lynn Gold