Bet You'll Like AYEWBF

Mail-From: : K.KANEF created at 29-May-82 03:46:53
Date: : 29 May 1982 0346-PDT
From: : K.Kanef at SU-LOTS (Bob Kanefsky)
Subject: : Bet You'll Like AYEWBF
Parody-of: : Betcha By Golly, Wow (sung by the Stylistics)
To: : Songs at SU-LOTS

There's a spark of magic in the code,
A friendly hand that runs in background mode.
Tells you when your friends are logging in.
It's called a spy fork, and it's my fork.
It makes LOTS a nice abode,
And it doesn't raise the load.
And --

   Bet you'll like AYEWBF.
   It's a program I've been working on forever.
   And ever will its subroutines
   Keep going wrong,
   Keep going wrong.

If I could I'd write a special hack
To spy on you and tell me when you're back.
Beep and whistle each time you appear.
To show I love you, thinking of you.
Write your name across my screen,
When you turn up on the scene.
And --

   (Chorus)