Allocation in a bottle

Sung to the tune of "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce
Lyrics by Bob Kanefsky

If I could save time in a bottle,
The first thing that I'd like to seek
Is to save every hour, like a beautiful flower
And use them all up in a week.

Chorus:
But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you gotta do once you want to.
I've worked on this enough to see my allocation's gonna be
A problem.

If I could stay logged in forever,
If words could ^E and SET,
I'd save for a year 'til vacation was here
And then do it all through the Net.

Chorus